A

a

• a

A A

• hey nat...sry rly bored...just wanted u to b at the top!!haha (if i could rearange the alphabet, id put i and u togetha)
• hey valentijn..ur da total bestbest..wow ppl r gonna look here n b lyke wow these ppl rly luv each otha 2 b puttin luv notes on DICSHUNARY! haha....im laughin!!
• Automobile Association
• JACK IS GOING GOIND OUT WITH ALEX BUT ALEX IS CHEATING ON JACK ANG GOES OUT WITH ROBERT JACK BE CAREFULL ONE WACK OF ROBERTS MAN BOOBS AND YOUR DEAD
• ^ What the hell does that mean?

A A GIGANTIC PEN0R

• take a guess

a bastard

• you
• WE
• BORN IN KETTERING
• any friend of mine who says something bad about me which i think is clever and cutting, e.g: "you bAstard!"
• it is actually a rough file used in metal work or carpentry. this has been added by the boring type of this file
• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS

a bitch

• me
• Sarah Z. (UB - 1st Floor Pritchard Hall)
• if my friends call me a bitch, it's a compliment. if my enemies call me a bitch, it's a compliment. any one else who calls me a bitch doesn't know what they're talking about.
• A bitch is a female who has a body better than another female. the female with the (fatter arse for example) catorgorizes the other this way
• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
• Golum

A monet

• A person who looks fit from a distance but is minging up close
• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS

A PRINCE ALBERT

• A WEIGHT ATTACHED TO A PENIS TO LENGTHEN THE MEMBER.
• A piercing that goes through the end of the penis

A rat's ass

• something of more value than can be comprehended, often used to describe a overwhelming desire for something, as i "i could give a rat's ass if you married me"

a/s/l

• Common greetings for internet chatrooms. It means "Age?", "Sex(Gender)?" and "Where Do you live?"
• It's LOCATION dumbass
• A Slice of Lemon - Many Internet folk enjoy this in their gin and tonic, and if you get asked "ASL?" it means the person is offering you A Slice of Lemon in your G&T. Reply "Yes, please."

AA

• Unrealiable
• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
• doodle snikers
• Anti-Aircraft

aa aaa aaa haa Fighting Pimps

• A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS THAT GO OUT WITH EACH OTHER ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
• they eat eggs hi im gettting bored so bye
• a stupid gang of nerds that like to suck each others sperm the leader is a gay kid who sucks his dads dick not Fighting Pimps

aaA

• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
• this is a word close to first maybe first hi

Aaa fuck you cunt face mother fucker

• a gay nigger,fucking his dog,wit a steak knife up his arse watching his mum finger his sister in the arse
• An insult

AAA Karen

• Shawn's lover
• Participates in Pooty Tang

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

• *to yawn *to kill *to wank *to fuck *to piss

AAAShawn

• Karens lover
• with a nice ass
• Participates in Pooty Tang
• Piss off you sad fucks
• allison's lover
• allison doesnt have a lover

aaawannabefirst

• a word you use when you would like to appear at the front of a dicshunary
• see also 0zero....
• i hate to say it u lil bitch, but this is not first in the dicshunary

Aandy

• The first name in most people phone books. I don't think he quite thought this one through.

AB

• big gay black faggot just about to kill him self doing the world a favour fuck you
• refer to dirty indians. cunt i hate the world fagget fuck you all ill rape your children.refer to little children

abacore

• the hard part of the abalong.

abalong

• a guy's penis
• only a guys penis? not a girls penis?

abcdefghijklmnopqrstu

• alphabet

absent

• Absent from the meeting
• Annother word for "Missing again that stupid fuck"

absomalutely

• absolutely, with an extra m. It sounds better.
• oh yeah, and an extra 'a'

accomplishment

• accomplishment

Actibrush

• Another dental combigizm. This is a colgate product - an electric toothbrush for kids with thousands of possible alternative uses.

Actifast

• A combigizm for some kind of toothcare product. Amusingly crap once you realise that it's an anagram of "I act fast". Who pays these people?

Acura

• A car name

adam

• adam is gay he likes men. he wants to grow up to be a hooker, what a bitch.

Adam's butthole

• hi dorian

add

• i add numbers
• not subtract

adict

• you like somthing so much you want more and more and you can't live without it
• sex
• see to bocabulate

Adorno

• jazz
• theodor adorno: one of (if not THE)most boring of all neo-marxist theorists. Guaranteed sleep aid.
• ghgh

Adult Conspiracy

• The secret of summoning storks to deliver babies, kept by all grown-ups from all children.

advice

• telling someone what you think they should do.

affabit

• all the lettahs

Afloi

• elephant

after-minner dints

• have a couple to freshen your breath
• refreshing, slighty inebriating candy consumed after meals
• what drunk people use to mask the scent of alchohol

agg

• cool

agian

• The most boring and interminable of all possible repetitious things: agian and agian: means doing something again and again, for an age.
• origin: an IRCine typovation in the sentece: I'm going to bed before finishing anything, agian.

Agrog

• having been just awoke. the effects of rum the day after.

ague8013@dicshunary.com

• ague8013@dicshunary.com

ahmaybeesik

• When one is sick, they use this word to notify others of their ill health.

Aight

• okay
• short for "all right"

air-o-plane

• it flys in the skys
• goes woosh
• and sometimes neeeoung
• Not an aeroplane

AirTran

• A name of a plane

akimbise

• To restore limbs, members, digits etc that have been crossed/convoluted to their natural/default and most organically comfortable position - as in 'legs akimbo'.
• Woodentoys Productor Factory Zhejiang Yunhe Jiegei Wooden Toys Factory is located in Yunhe County in Zhejiang Province that is named as Zhejiang 's Green Valley and China Wooden Toys City . We are specialized in producing and exporting different woodentoys. Our factory has a plant area of more than 3,000 m 2 . In the first half of 2006, new plants of more than 8,000 m 2 will finish the construction and then the annual capacity will be above RMB20 million.

akneesh

• shlurred werd meening yes. mostly for alcoholics.

Akse

• the common version of the word "ask" used by southern African-Americans.

Alabadalubs

• Chavvy christmas lights that all Chav's hang from their council houses, "in good taste"

Alabif-alabaf-alaboeuf

• War chant of Le Boeuf collectif, anglo-french Breakdance collective

alacadoo

• Rugby Union (uk) Person or persons,usually of an advanced age who are involved in a rugby tour in a back up non playing drinking capacity

Alberts

• 1. strips of cloth, usu. calico, and rubbed with suet to cut down chafing, used as a substitute for socks, usu. by tramps. 2. rough, lace-up boots
• Is actually a metal ring, placed around the penis to restrict blood flow.

Albertson's

• A store name

Albertson\'s

• Something belonging to Albertson

alcamaholic

• a word my friend used while drunk to say i was a alcoholic!

Ald

• Old

Alex

• 1. Super fuck up. 2. A group of adolescent punk asses with high intelligence and bad attitude. Also maybe affiliated with narcotic substances.
• is a handsome young man of teen age. seeking female companionship with such girls as amanda and gina
• madd cool to chill with but gets very lazy when it comes to school work
• wants gina badly
• actually alex has a gf, her name is katie, and she rocks
• WOODEN TOY RAPER WHO NUZZLES JACKS PUSSY
• SUCKS DICK
• a 7 th grader that thinks he is in 8th
• an 8th grader that is short acts like a 5 year old he is gay and
• suck my mammoth titanicles satesh

Alex G.

• Wuss, jackass, maniac, ass fucker.

Alison

• A name of a person
• Alison is my mommy's name

Allegory

• A green creature with a long snout filled with teeth who lives in the water. It can turn a situation inside out without touching it.

Alli paint fumes

• escape from alcatraz

allison

• excluded ski buddy
• choriographer of the famous dance, pooty tang
• a goddess, shawn is #1 on her list
• if i could, i would delete the goddess entry, she is only the goddess of the white chickens.
• An entry that was already submitted

Allisona

• Goddess of the black chickens

Allisonai

• Goddess of the minority chickens

Almighty God

• My uncle
• Chuck Norris

aloneaphobic

• someone who can't walk to their locker or next class by themself ex. nicole

Alooballawallaw

• a womans private part

alphapathetical order

• attempting to put things in order, but lacking interest, you only do a half-assed job.

Alt-f4

• A scam
• (Fighting Pimps)

Alyssa

• The finest goalkeeper Livingston High School, Livingston New Jersey has had since the inception of the soccer program way back in 1960. She's smart, athletic, and an avid individual.. and is a true fan of the New York Mets

Amanda

• broken hearted teen, big ones, and is my sister. fuck off stalkers. one who hits on others for pleasure
• one who is affiliated with retards, crack heads, and/or girls
• extremely sexxii
• lesbian shit hore
• Amanda

amathini

• financial freedom (etymology: a splang word from the subject line of an email from Gregory Stanci offering a "great opportunity" to earn a competative salary).

ambulance chaser

• An opportunist lawyer, making money out of other people's misfortune.
• Someone who wants to kill the person who isn't already dead.

amsterdamage

• a specific form of mental, physical or emotional damage which occurs when in direct proximity to 'amsterdam'.

an shitstains

• or composite certain pixel category need

anararak

• An anarchist trainspotter. Easily spotted due to their natural avertion to timetables and attractive females. No known female examples filmed in the wild.

Anarchitecture

• Corrupting the architectural language of places by spreading ideas, holding events, placing objects and interacting in these places. In order to change the peoples perception of places and the way that they are used by the communities that interact with them.

Ances-tree

• A tree whose trunk splits into two major branches, which in turn split into four, and so on, until at the fringe there are too many branches to track. The bark is corrugated to resemble words: the names of a person's parents, grandparents, and so on.

and8503@dicshunary.com

• and8503@dicshunary.com

andrea reardon

• sped or also known as duffispronounced (dewfis)

Andy

• Unit of anticool
• No, a really cool guy. Really. You can let my family go now.

Angeroso

• not angry not happy, the euphoric feeling and mediocre.

anml

• it cen be a pet like a hamster.

annabanana

• A lovely lady, who just happens to be my little sister too!
• something very old people say after "whoops". Apparently it's a 1930's song or something and the "annabanana" bit is some kind of ancient weird innuendo.
• Well there you go. I always thought it was 'Have a banana'.

Anne Frank

• Frank Anne's name on weekends

annex

• second best, half decent, bit of a short straw. E.g. if you get a seat with a bad view or a tiny room in which the door only opens six inches, or a plate of food with only six peas, you might say: "yes, I got the annex"
• I swear thats what we used to call the really old prop room, home of 30 year old liquor bottles and costumes from musicals no one remembers doing.

anotagonism

• what happens when urban tapestries users start a pervasive locative ubicomp spatial annotation turf war
• the placing of offensive or argumentative post-it notes on things.
• 'fuck you' 51:32N/05W 'fuck you too' 52:33N/05W 'your mum' 52:43N/05W

anrio

• Sex in a jar with 14 men. A brown jar, in fact.

antibaltificationableness

• a disease caught from swimming in a large swamp in eastern europe

antidisestablishmentareanism

• a dislike for nookie
• Hate to burst bubbles here, but antidisestablishmentarianism is a point of view espoused by those opposed to the separation of state and church. Not sure where Nookie comes into it...
• No, it's the first one.
• Antidisestablishmentareanism

antigasmic

• A real let down.

Antiphrasmologically interphrastcillobobulated

• Retarded, or otherwise, never had sex before
• single celled piece of ignorant meat

Antispasmologicallism

• I don't know, you tell me

antoinette

• una chica pink que usa peluca rubia, minifalda y botas de tacon

anus

• anal cavity that is very large inside inside a womens ass
• anal sex is fun especially for a man because of the pression on the prostate of your lovers cocks.

anythong

• a quertyne typovation meaning any one of a number of dubious or embarrasing things.
• usage: Which of these horrible flouncy bridesmaid's dresses would you like to wear to my wedding? Oh, just give me anythong.

aoeuu

• aoeu

aohell

• Aoheller-ers, n, adj. One(s) who uses and or patronizes the internet browser of evil known as aol. Can be used to designate the subject as possessing such irritating qualities as most aol users have including but not limited to disruptive instant messaging, lack of proper punctuation, spelling, and capitalization, and a general lack of intelligence resulting from too much exposure to teeny-boppy internet slang.

aparently

• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS

aquanaut

• bits of grimy food remains on cooking utensils.

Arc the Lad

• pathetic, useless, half-assed form of entertainment that usually enduces 5 hour vomit festivals. Daleys (see Daley) usually are over-obsessed with vomit enducing garbage. Avoid like you would avoid the noid (see noid)

Archhole

• A delightful borough of north london, reached by way of the great traffic-sewer, Holloway road and crowned by a giant light-absorbing monolith.

argh spaghetti

• A phrase one shouts when one is a pirate and when one is craving pasta

ariston

• "and on, and on , and ariston..."
• "and off again, it doesn't work"

ark

• pronounced with a long 'a' - aaark. This has no specific meaning but is the first thing you should say to a friend on speaking to them on the phone - like a bird call, it expresses general bleggyness and tries to communicate it, share it, so halving it. Then normal conversation can resume.

Arranophobic

• Sloppy cardigan aversion

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

• 1. agreement by a pirate 2. excitement proclaimed by a pirate 3. the war chant of a pirate
• A long fart with a silent beginning and a silent end

Arse-Burger

• 1. Description of turd from someone who eats too much red meat - "It was a complete arse-burger." 2. Exclamation of disgust at a negative situation - "Arse Burger!" 3. Description of an annoying situation, e.g. on experiencing bad customer service - "your customer service is a load of Arse-Burger!"

arsecunt

• Possibly the most offensive word in the dicshunary. Use only if the recipitant deserves it as it will cause offense.
• spammers

Arsk

• A word you say when you can't say "ask" properly.

art browser

• A web browser written by artist(s) that interprets the syntactic structure of HTML in a non-standard and/or aesthetically directed way. Good examples are I/O/D's Webstalker: www.backspace.org/iod Jodi's Wrongbrowser: www.wrongbrowser.com Nullpointer's Web Tracer: http://www.nullpointer.co.uk/-/webtracer/ Mark Napier's Shredder: www.potatoland.org/shredder Tom Corby and Gavin Baily's Reconnoitre: http://www.reconnoitre.net Andi Freeman's Earshot (feat. Jason Skeet), Funksolegrind and notScape: http://www.deepdisc.com/ns/, http://www.deepdisc.com/earshot/ Mark Dagett's Browser Gestures: http://www.flavoredthunder.com/dev/browser-gestures/ Many examples generated by the International Browserday competition: www.waag.org/browser
• Who writes this wank?
• I do

Artichoke

• Srew who ever said not fighting pimps they can give there grandmother and Iggy and give there dog a nocha fuertay. SUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHERS DICK, AND DEVOUR YOUR GRANDPAS VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• not fighting pimps
• this is when you are fucking an artist chick and shes choking and gaging on your vein popper.
• (Fighting Pimps)

Artis-Trees

• Many-splendored trees, with sculptured lines and multicolored leaves, marvels of symmetry.

Artocrat

• An arts administrators who reckon they're the most important aspect of art production. Also, someone (an artist or arts related person) who thinks they're more important or virtuous than everyone else because they're involced with art.

arudsey

• term for elongated penis. 2:pronounced ah rude see. 3: one who indulges in acts of masturbation. 4:a man giving birth to a baby. 5: a alien giving birth to a man

Asabaganee

• Foriegn place person

Asian Sensation

• The fucking of a dirty asian immagrant.

Ass

• An equine creature named MiKe who assisted in the preparation of the "Lexicon of Xanth." Possibly inspired by the limerick, anonymously authored: "There was a pert lass from Madras,/ Who had a remarkable ass;/ Not rounded and pink/ As you probably think;/ It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass."

Ass Cramp

• Same as a Pain in the Ass, but much easier to say. "Honey, you're an ass cramp."

ass snap

• a fart

Ass Wipe

• toilet paper when you wipe your ass on the edges of a cup then ask someone to drink it
• or plain toilet paper
• 1) A person who is pissing you off. 2) An object that is pissing you off.

assanine

• i give her face a 4 and her assanine.

Asshat

• Another word for a suck up, brown noser, etc.

asshole

• asshole
• george bush

assignition

• secret gathering of repulsive arsonists.

assy

• 1. Of or pertaining to the ass-like qualities. Esp. a person, machine, goat, etc. 2. A werd usually shouted by larger males when furious and or frisky at a particular object 3. abv. for assembly

astroturf organisation

• a fake grass roots organisation without any roots. Often formed for viral marketing purposes.

Ataturk

• a muslim who ditches his religion & becomes "modern".

Audi

• a car name

Aunt Bessies's Sour Meringue Mix

• Thick off white discharge emitted from females with vaginal fungus inbalance.

Auph

• off

Ausomeo

• A queer spy that sucks the leader's cock all day and all night long

Autocar

• Autocar is a truck name

awesomeness

• the highest state of being awesome.
• geiorgia reddy

awsemo

• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
• Fighting Pimps
• Cartman pretending to be a fatass robot
• a spy that is, well, auesome, bitches
• fxcgfcvgbvcgvcxhvchbcx

Aye

• Yes, that's right (Ali-G stylee)
• Indeed
• Yes, thats right (Pirate stylee)

Ayuh

• Maine-ism, probably meaning "yes" or "alright". Only properly used when said with a Downeast accent, preferably while sitting around on beat-up old chairs on the front porch of a house near the coast, smoking and talking about how moose season is going.

azunetite

• to wish good luck after sneezing

B

b-boy

• a boy that breakdances

B-Dizzle

• De Koelest Parsen on de ERTH!

b-girl

• beautiful girl wearing glasses to look smart
• a girl that break dances

B-rad G

• The most popular student at Sir John A. Macdonald School. To pull a B-rad G. To walk up to a girl and get some action right away. Ie. "I'm going to pull a B-rad G on her

Baaat-aaack!

• a noise made by enlightened but very drunk individuals.

Baastard

• Like a bastard, similar to the point of being identical, only more so.

Baba

• poo
• thought he was an elephant?
• I thinks that Babar
• a rum cake

Babastaba

• shirtlifter
• breeder

babe

• obvious
• dude with tits

babit

• a rabbit/bunny that has reached level 4 in its t-virus stage and acquires extensive power to eliminate any other living organism.

Babsalickle

• small child or cute honey one is in love with

Baby gravy

• see population paste

Baff

• Bath

bafftered

• A person who is absolutelty and utterly out of thier mind, suffering from a lack of social presence and is ready to chuck (check chuck for meaning)

baggy undercarriage

• The loose flesh on the underside of a fat woman evident whilst in doggy position.

Bagpiping

• The act of "intercourse" with a lady's (or gent's) armpit. Scottish roots are not necessary to partake.
• cok'n'balls are tho

Bagsy

• southern foggy, 'foggy not on', 'bagsy not on'.
• term of over-riding authority, used predominantly in situations where hassle is involved but can be avoided (e.g. bagsy not answer the door, bagsy shotgun)

bahmb

• what you say when you do something good in a video game "I just scored a goal, BAHHHMB!"

Baken Haus

• A place where retarted hoes go to dance and have sex for money.
• See retarted hoes

bakkake

• not Fighting Pimps
• (fighting pimps)
• A sexy hooker doused in cum. Oh yeah, OH YEAH! HARDER!!! HARDER!!!!!!
• I EAT PEOPLE!

Baldwin

• Butcher (as opposed to a queen)

baller/balla

• a cool person with a lot of money, likes hip hop or rap, can get a lot of girls/boys
• a guy that plays basketball

Ballerina shit

• Pink Blancmange.

balls magic

• This is a term that has been tested and proven as a gramatical paradox...in other words it can be used in ANY situation: an exclamation of pain or anger "BALLS MAGIC!!" - an noun "You just wish you had balls magic." - an adjective "What a balls magical sunset." - a verb "That ass balls magicked my breath away." - an adverb "The badger balls magickly digs a hole." - when in doubt "balls magic?"
• "you look balls magical tonight"

Ballspit

• Their way of tellin a girl they're finished for teh duration.

Bam

• kappa wearing assault mechanic

bamboozler

• The web site in the dot co dot uk area.
• one who bamboozles .....a fraudster,charlatan,scouser

banana

• A fruit

bangla

• miju

Bango

• A broken ear

banjo

• bango

banjo string

• n. narrow piece of skin connecting a foreskin to the head of the penis.

Bapage

• A rather well endowed young lady.

bar

• old greek for "bla" example: "bla bla bla" = "bar bar bar" the greeks considert every foreigner a barbarian because their foreign language sounded like "bar bar bar"

bar-stuard

• Like a baarstard only more alcohol related.

bare

• interesting inversion of meaning, 'bare' means plentiful, large quantity of, on a large scale etc. ex. 'you've got bare browns send me one'

barry

• chimp-like human with the features of a backward/simple anteater

Barry Betahl

• To be an idiot or prat, who then does bowling adverts and folkstone market adverts

barrys brother

• brother of the world leading expert on how to retard oneself.
• not what salty put here

bash the bishop

• To masterbate (male).
• Hit a senior member of the clergy, best done in combination with first definition if you want to be sectioned.

Basheed

• Don's demise

baskinia

• pig, arse, aka cop

bassic

• havaunt mychel nether frequencieen.

Batch

• a female canine OR a distinctly unlikeable female

Bate

• Conspicuous, undesirable, generally negative, to draw unwanted attention to yourself. ex. 'you let him see us BATEMAN!' 'stop bating us' 'just got busted...Thats bate!'

batty

• Having a yang (male, with, full, hard) physical character, but displaying behavioural characteristics of yin (female, without, empty, soft). c.f. `battyboy'.
• The anus, as in `she takes it up the batty'. c.f. `punani'. Popularised by Ali G.

Battyboy

• Gay, homosexual, or perhaps acts in a homosexual manor.
• battyboy
• fat little gay person

Bead packer

• not Fighting Pimps
• (Fighting Pimps)
• when a girl takes sweat lubricated red beads about the size of tennis balls and packs them in her arse. sometimes it gets real bloody because they use cocane mixed with wine to lube the beads.

beagle

• A breed of a dog

Bearded clam

• a female fanny
• not Fighting Pimps
• (Fighting Pimps)
• A pussy, Dumbass!

beashtie

• a combination of being big, ugly fat, stupid, having no mates and no good qualities at all. (pronounced bee-stie)

beatpilot

• the act of Mr. Troy Pilot being BRUTALLY beaten by his students...then, eventually DYING! =D and his students then rejoice!
• Masturbator

beautiful

• beautiful

bedpiece

• a place of rest and inner sanctum - more comfortable than an ordinary bed, it's a control centre of activity from where operations can be managed (i.e eating, reading, tv watching, making calls)

Beef curtains

• the over used lips of a female porn star. They become so long and distended the resemble decorative hangings for windows.

Beep

• A word one uses instead of Swear Words
• A euphemism for an unacceptable word

beeping

• to be beeping is to be sending off vibes of homosexuality. the blip on someone's gaydar.

Beer Compass

• Mysterious device allowing drunks to make their way home, even though at the time they had no idea who, what or where they are.
• a vrey useful and clever device that points to the cheapest outlet of beer (within walking distance)
• a kind of compass based around the humble pint glass also involving pork scratching and slices of peperami

Beer Goggles

• A device (of sorts) through which one is looking when a swamp-donkey resembles a babe.

beer jacket

• keeps you warm and dry on the way home from the pub, even in the rain. Often used whilst on beer scooter.

Beer Monkey

• the bastard who sits on your shoulders when out drinking and whispers "Go-on - one more won't hurt, surely" until you collapse in a gutter. He then spends the next day sitting on your shoulder and bashing you about the head every time you try to do something strenuous like thinking.

Beer scooter

• mode of transport used to cover any distance from pub to bed.usually taking no more than 3 minutes

beer-to-beer

• A networking protocol based on a liquid transmission medium that facilitates the development of social relationships and friend-of-a-friend trust systems. Beer-to-beer networks typically operate without strict accounting and error-checking procedures, especially after five or six hours of uptime, and typically limited host cache capacity is a frequent problem, which can be temporarily resolved by resorting to older protocols such as IP.

Beercan

• The Jamaican pronounciation of bacon
• Geordie, too.

Beetles bonnet

• The curve of the womans pubic reigon.
• The curve of the womans pubic reigon

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• When you leave your mobile phone at home, or it runs out of batteries and you then spend the evening chasing after the people you were meant to meet up with as thier plans change and they move around town, leaving you voicemails you won't get until you give up and go home.

Beisht

• 007 (Connery) way of saying beast. "Do you see the beisht mish Moneypenny?"

Ben

• (ie: To pull a Ben) used when a persons voice is so high it shatters glass, however it must be accompanied with the fact that this person is the most annoying person in the Universe.

bend over and i'll show you

• The answer to any and all questions.

Benny

• to become hysterical

Bent

• Stoned/drunk.... Fuct up.

benup

• not quite right. eg. the design of my web page has turned out to be quite benup.

Beril

• To Beril is to throw a sudden tantrum. "He threw a Beril on me".

berk.

• wow. you're a real clueless idiot, BERK.
• From Cockney ryhming slang for 'cunt', 'Berkeley Hunt'. Either a person or a hunt in Berkeley.

Berry O T Sains

• Sainsburys

Bert Cocaine

• Early 90's rocker

bescrunge

• verb:to pollute; cause to be dirty or untasteful esp. by association past: bescrunged adjective: (bescrunged)dirty, polluted, untasteful antonyms: unbescrunge clean

bestbest

• VALENTIJN!

bestbestbest

• Natalie

bet

• it's on

Bethaloon

• An idiot, derived fron Barry Bethal of Chelmsford Essex, also notorious for his Slim-Fast fame

Bev

• Something disgraceful or annoying

BG

• Bg - BastardGhost. Evil little sarcastic gremlin.
• ugly bitch with the most fucked up mates, fragile dog hes boyfriend sadly has downsyndrome

bidness

• Business as it's practiced at street level.
• Like business, only more so.
• Business as it really is; not the theory.

biff

• short for bifter. e.g. "roll another biff Pauli".

Biffin's bridge

• The piece of skin between a womens Anus and Vagina "I'm just crossing Biffin's Bridge"

bifter

• marijuana cigarette, usually a big one.

Big bag of Bollocks

• 1- a bag, that is big and contains testicles 2- rubbish, untrue, bullshit ie. 'thats a big bag of bollocks that is' 3- a cracking insult 'you big bag of bollocks'

Bigmassive

• To exaggerate that something is big and massive

Bile-ria

• the end result of replacing food with beer for more than 3 days.

billgates

• a rich motherfucker who owns a couple of shares in Micro$oft
• The biggest fraudster ever to live. In ASCII text code, his name (Bill Gates III) adds up to 666. Next version of Windows will be called "Windows Revelations" and will feature a nifty crash-inducing program entitle four_horsemen.exe
• The wealthiest man alive
• AKA Billgatus of Borg

Bilston

• The strangest town in the UK. A geographical anomoly where all occupants seem to be unable to walk properly with limping or propped up on canes. Royston Vasey for real.

bin

• put yer rubish innit aind the bin peepl mite take et awaye
• see "to bocabulate"

Bine.

• Cigarette, billy rag, fag.

binge

• As in "Binge Drinking" Drinking to get drunk for a long time ie. 24hours

bingowings

• flabby bits dangling from your upper arm

Binky

• dead dead good

Binsz

• a kiss on the eye. You say it just before you do it.

Bint

• girl.
• Arabic for "daughter"

binton

• the kid in your class at school who everyone made fun of because he or she had poor personal hygeine and too many brothers and sisters

birmingham

• crap

birmingham screwdriver

• hammer

birmingham wave

• to make the "wanker" gesture

Bish

• a ho
• noun, meaning: an error of some variety. as in "i think i've made a bit of a bish here", also used as a form of expletive: "oops, bish". can also be verbed: as in "i've bished here". occasionally "bished-up". possibly english public school slang, i learnt it from my brother, who went to one.
• Term of endearnment for a Bishop who is one of "the guys". E.g, "I wish The Bish would get a move on, this Poker night won't be the same without his nudey deck."

bist

• Usage;'Ow bist'? 'I bist alright'. Translation from Somerset speak, 'How are you'? 'I be alright'.

bitch ass

• a frustrating time in the attempts of accomplishing a goal.

bitch ass and a half

• frustration in the attempt of accomplishing a goal, typically marked by taking forever and two days attempting to accomplish that goal.

bitch ass and two halves

• two bitch asses.

biznatch

• a bitch, but a cooler way of saying it.

biznizniatch

• a bitch

Bizznatch

• the bisness of snatching

bizzo

• pronounced 'Biz `ho' 1)A busy ho or slut. 2)SLANG: a term used to describe a hot woman: ie -Hey look at that bizzo over there! 3)SLANG: A word (werd) used to "call out" or announce a close friend. ie: -Hey bizzo, What's up?

BJ

• ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
• BLOW-JOB (FIGHTING PIMPS)

black and blue eye

• What brady's mom got whan I fuked her up the ass.
• Black and brown eye;Hump his mommas ass bitch!!!

Black People

• scum

blade

• scottish no hoper ;)

Blaganof

• THe fluid secreted when you masturbate while peeing and you ejackulate while pee is flowing.

Blaggard

• A person who is good at blagging (lying)

blah

• same as bleh
• Blah
• Muahaha!!!
• adj.: feeling fat, ugly, dirty or useless exp: After a day of indulging in fruit pies, I feel utterly blah. often used to reveal indifference. exp: person 1: "I hate it when...." person 2: "Blah, blah, blah."

blaine

• Blaine = Very Smart Person with a Big Penis

Blair-Babe

• MP or Prospective Parliamentary Candidate selected to run for a seat by virtue of being female thanks to New Labour "Positive Discrimination". Often found running for seats in areas from which they do not come.

blankit

• mm ya snuggl up n ride

blargansmarf

• WORKS ON BOYS JUST NOT JACK
• a drug used to make girls grow dicks COCAIN MAYBE IN THE SUBSTANCE ASO SERM FROM MICHEAL JACKSON SO BE CARFULL NOT TO OVER DOES GIRLS CAN GET PREGNANT ONLY ONE TABLE A DAY FOR DICK
• a drug used to make girls grow dicks

blart

• slang for the female genetalia. eg. her blart was rank - like a day old kebab...
• Crying like a baby, normally happens when you find out 'her blart(1) stank like a ...'

bleedin nora

• exclamation of surprise

Bleggy

• A feeling of holistic lethargy and fatique, sensual content and cognitive stagnation.

bleh

• same as blah
• being disgusted with everything

bligblag

• the sticky icky ouwee. lite that shit up yo!

bliger-schmoygen

• have a happy summer

blingst

• Emotion encountered by a blind person walking into a lampost whilst under the influence of psychotropic substances.

Blivit

• Two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.

BloHoler

• resident of made-up estate agents area (bloHo village) between Russell Square and Planet Organic (inc. Gordon Mansions)

bloo

• a large balloon that will not pop if torn, it will deflate slowly

bloop bloop

• none of your fucking buisiness what it means faggot

blopper

• (n) - TV Remote Control

blow doll

• geoffs future wife. (poor bitch!)

Blow Pop

• if a guy asks a gurl for a blow pop he is asking for a her 2 give him a blowjob and to please swallow.

blowjobishness

• n. acting as if giving oral sex; making inappropriate sucking noises.

blows goats

• an insult preceded by a name, proper usage requires it to be yelled if the person is at a distance, or worked into an unrelated conversion when they are nearby. "so you hear about that new CD?" "yeah, you mean 'hauser blows goats'" "yeah thats the one."

Bluey

• Someone who can't last the distance, a kop out. A three pinter and home to bed
• IN OZ A REDHEAD.

Blumpy

• The act of giving a blowjob to someone who is having a shit.
• why, God, why!?

Blunderblussie

• 1. A man with 2 penisis. 2. A woman with 2 vaginas 3. An alien with a penis and a vagina.

bluurrgh

• things that are definitely very wrong in a non-specific way
• things that epitomise everything you hate about something you're not sure you can define.

BMS

• Bitchy Man Syndrome

BMW

• bmw is also a car name too...

bnmmgghjkoogfhkkghvghghjhgjhgjhfhgrgdgdfhfd

• meens-fuck u bicth

Bob

• 'bob marley'= short form of the name 'Charley'
• Aka Silibonbob, expert on substance taking, ability to drink an average pub dry. Slightly dodgy looking in appearence. Be warned avoid this person is not to be underestimated

Bob Barker

• The host of The Price Is Right.. over 2000 years old and has been speculated to be a robot. Often recieves ducks.

Bobajobman

• bob(quid) a job man
• Bollocks, a bob is a shilling. 12d, or 5p.
• a blowjob performed with boba in one's mouth

boff

• Someone who is has too much pointless knowledge and too little social life. Diet: minimum of 5 helpings of veg a day, Mars bars and lots of brain food. Known Dwellings: Libraries, reading Encyclopaedia Brittanica and science journals.
• aka Trevor
• boffoff

BOFH

• Bastard Operator From Hell - fiction based person, whom is the Bastard Network Admin. Uses his powers as an Admin to his / her advantage. Hates users, believes that computer knowledge should be kept away from lusers.
• current incarnation found at www.theregister.co.uk

Bog (the)

• Rub a Dub? Minor Injury! -Ancient, squirming giggle pools buried beneath the loam of a growing creative madness.

Boggin

• to stare or study someones appearance in a rude way.
• as in - he/she is ugly

bogus

• A new word defined elsewhere, for example http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3357885.stm

BOGUSPALIENTIC

• To find one's self in one's unusual sexual position.

bollards

• n. 1 people who stand in shop doorways making it impossible to get in or out.

Bollox

• bollox
• a pirate term for shit...used in movies (HAHAH! TINA AND ME !!! SPAZ! LOL) I AM IN ARUBA RIGHT NOW AND I WANT TO STAY! i dont want to go back home! grruf! ohh well natalie and valentijn love eachother...i think if you look at like a page theyre all dere! BOLLOX MEANS SHIT OKAY? GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!!!! im very HYPER MARIA MIA MAI HYPERCHICK YAYA! lol

Bondesque

• Something in the style of James Bond

bongking

• That point you reach when cycling where you just can't go any further. Such as hitting the 'wall' when running.

Bonkon

• a tensile errection

bonza

• an expression of happiness, also used to congratulate.

boo

• type of endearment; refering to a girlfriend, boyfriend, or significant other; ex. "Where is your boo" or "I Love You Boo"

booboo

• Spoken in a high-pitched childish voice to designate loved one, either a cutre little doggy or a friend being treated like a cute little doggy.
• a wound, or spot of the body in which pain is present. often kissed to make it "feel better," though it's probably more of an emotional healing :P
• Comes from the French 'bo-bo' of the same definition.
• Yogi's pal.
• boo boo sumtimes means shit (i.e. i gotta take a booboo)
• or a cut

BOOFI... LEE... NOW!!!!

• an expression that can be used at various times especially at times when you feel the urge to be evil. sort of like a muhahaha sort of expression.

boojhi

• bougie, bourgeois: person whose attitudes and behavior are marked by conformity to the standards and conventions of the middle class. In Marxist theory, a member of the property-owning class; a capitalist. adj. Of, relating to, or typical of the middle class. Held to be preoccupied with respectability and material values.
• boojhi stones: amazing mineral pair with healing potential abounding

Boolu

• To go mental at someone, or simply go insane. "She/he went completely Boolu"

bootchen

• ur mother

booter

• Remote control for a television, video etc.

booty

• cutie bippity boppity boopy (marisa)

bootyfull

• full of booty; bootylicious

Booyakasha

• Alright
• death to the white man! (apparently) word is associated mostly with Ali G. aiiiii?
• wickat!

Booze dash

• The frantic run to the offie after you have been turfed out of the pub.

Borack

• (Pronounced "Boorrr-RAK") Meaning rubbish, broken or generally disfuctional.
• meaning a great and intelligent leader, especially if the first word is elliot

Borcha

• A mean snobby dog with a feminine or stupid name.

boredom

• the school holidays, sure, you can occupy yourself for two weeks, but EIGHT!

borg

• I am not sure of its definition. Some ppl think it means "gay" although I have NO Proof of that!

Boris

• a spider, see also Borisophobia

Borisophobia

• an irrational fear of spiders - see Boris

Borked

• Faulty, broken or disfunctional in some way. Deviation from a typographical error - Borken.

Bosh

• to take (have you just boshed that pill)

botch

• awesome, excellent

bounce

• lets get out of this foshizzle
• v. ghetto for "leave" i.e. "yo son lets bounce"

bowfoadem

• How many do you many, sir? ah, yo, gimme bowfoadem..

Box

• A very hot ass on a girl. Used in a sentence: Damn the girls gotta nice box.

box gourmet

• Someone who rates the quality of food by the container it is served in.
• Taking the taste of muff to an all new unnecessary high

boy

• jerk
• NOOOOTTTT TRUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

boyakasha

• word used frequently by wiggers

bozieras

• going crazy in luv ((used only when valentijn n natalie need to use it...)) natalie is in luv w/ valentijn BOZIERASLY ((crazily....SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!))
• used when Valentijn is anywhere near Natalie...((means hes crazy about her!!)) can also b used: valentijn is completly bozieras over natalie

Bozzomha

• breast

bradley

• A Big Person with a small mind

Bradley Stoke

• sadly broke

Brady

• A psycopathic bitch

brahms n liszt

• pissed

Brain

• COPPIN SOME HEAD

brainly

• Something very intelligent eg. "This Show is brainly"

Brandon

• the name of the sweetest ski instructor that ever lived. he is very appealing to the senses. catagorized under both sweetest guy & hottest guy catagories. hehe, i love brandon.
• i love brandon more then u ever will
• i love brandon WAY more than u ever will
• i call him BRANDON and he will b mine & he will be MY BRANDON!!
• Sorry, but I'm spoken for - Brandon.

Brass

• crap, rubbish.

Brassic

• skint - broke - out of pocket
• From "boracic lint", Cockney rhyming slang for 'skint'. Fuck knows what boracic lint is. Some sort of lint.
• Something VERY old

braw

• means good or great
• breast harnessing device, usually worn for deterrance of foreplay relations

Bread-win

• see 'chipolitaliosmonstos'

breading

• copying - can be used for any form of copying from IP violation to learning by imitation.
• usage: 'Woolworth breaded Argos' (Their catalogues are now quite similar.)
• usage: 'You breaded my trainers'

Brear

• a boy

Bredwin

• a friend
• mate

Breeder

• Derisive slang for heterosexual

brew

• cup of tea, 2 sugars, milk

Brian

• Generic term for pompous fart
• intelligent, resembles a wombat in a good way
• like a puppy on acid who likes to tell jokes.
• the real messiah

Brick

• It's crazy Cold. {Yo, Its BRICK outside.}

bridgeing

• see networking

briony

• a person who told me the name of this website

brished

• Verb: something that has been rushed and bolloxed up! 'The job was brished and therefore we have bolloxed up' 'We Brished past it' See Milton Keynes

Bristol

• A city full of crans and cranetts. Local currency, the standard 'cran wad'. Local food, 'cran on toast'. For a good night out go to the Club-da-cran on Cranwell road.

Brockway

• Brockway is a name of a truck

Brooksie, (Doing a Brooksie)

• An elaborate game of brinkmanship involving constantly holding off from selling something in perrenial hope of getting a better price. Can apply to buying/selling of shares or also buying/selling anything on e-Bay.
• A paranoid state of mind, consideration of everyday normal events really being huge Conspiracies
• A very slow keyboard movement
• A stubborn or obstinate approach
• The action of seeing how close you nose needs to be to a PC screen before you can read whats on it.
• Another meaning for food disposal management.
• A resolute refusal to buy glasses despite dragging the tip of your nose over your PC screen to read an e-mail. See Blind as a Bat.

Brown water

• silver grey attitudes circumsizes the tonal range

Browno

• When a cave man has sex witha dinosaur and the dinosaur cums in his ass creating a brown creamy fluid

Browns

• cigarettes

BSOD

• 1) Blue Screen of Death. If you use Mircosoft Windoze you will know all about this. 2) A built-in feature of windoze designed to infuriate its users whilst convincing them to buy an updated version of Windoze on the offchance the BSOD will happen less. 3) something users of Mac and Linux do not worry about.

bubbies

• breasts

bubbleguts

• hellacious diarrea
• the runs
• see "to bocabulate"

Bubbles

• SPERM BOILED AND GIVEN TO YOUR MOM HEY ITS JACK WATS THAT WHITE STUFF ON YOUR HAND NO THANKS I DONT WANT TO EAT IT PLEASE NO NO NO IT HURTS DO IT ON THE ASS PLEASE (ALEX AND JACK TALK)
• not Fighting Pimps
• (Fighting Pimps)
• Sperm that is boiled and served to a victim that your about to rape. I'm horny now. Oh god! Mom, it's not what you think! Oh, just cocaine, oh okay. I thought you were gonna rap-- OH MY GOD! AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!

buchin

• anything...noun vowel adjectice "that set sure was a buchin!"

bucknasty

• awesome, amazing, fantastic

buckook skittles pfffffffh aaaaaaaahhhhrrrrrrrrrfvcg

• dales last brain cell evaporating in the sky an a green gremlin poping it arrrrhgfraaaa

buff

• somone (boy is really good looking
• the act of stroking, often with a cloth or duster. To buff. "Hey baby, fancy a quick buff?" or "I'd buff him, for sure"
• In the buff = Butt Naked!

Buffcore

• To be as sexy as Joe is before he plays tennis. To be used in conjunction with Studly.
• u emo cunt

Buffet

• A carribean term for a pouting cunt.

buffy

• adj. vulgar: British slang for "rash on my ass".
• kills vampires and shit

bufu

• a black chinese person

Buick

• Buick is a car name too...

buildering

• (verb) Scaling a building, usually without climbing equpment, always without permission.

bullbag

• bollox

Bulth

• both

Bum Brusher

• An obsequious letter often covering a job application or trying to smooth things over.

Bumbeard

• fest of hair in the arse region

Bummage

• Bum cleavage. Commonly seen on builders, but the word is used in the fashion of a minor lament :(
• A term used to describe the act of shafting the brown hole.

Bunk

• Stupid. Gay. Retarded.

bunkey

• a combination of a bat and a monkey

bunny

• desirable pussy - traditionally associated with the vision of the 'mons pubis' or pouting pussy through tight knickers or bikini.

bunt

• useless knackered a bunt fuck; one that is dysfunctional or simply not worth investing time in.

Bupt

• gently hitting something e.g. "I bupt my knee on the corner ofthe sofa"

Burf

• a true tallikenesis brother who loves mint sauce a little too much!!!
• a hard core sausage jockey
• big b

burnt chop

• A self-sacrificing manouvre; taking the worst bit for yourself and making everyone else happy. Use: "don't do a burnt chop".

Bush

• Bush (B-ssh) (n. Brit. Slang) 1. Female genetalia 2. Twat or Cunt Example usage: Female activist saying: "The only Bush I trust is my own." Biblical reference: "Burning Bush"; a religious act to guarentee entrance to Heaven.
• pubic hair

bushit

• A statement of untruth, as in "that WMD speech was Bushit".

Bustash

• A belly raspberry augmented by copious amounts of upper lip hair.

Butmunch

• sort of endearment that keeps the recipient on their toes
• That's not what it means, you buttmunch. And you didn't even spell it right. Gah, you're such a buttmunch.
• justin is a butmunch and it is because he dose not know that he is a butmunch
• you are all buttmunches for not sticking to the point. a buttmunch is someone who likes to eat *munch, bums or someone who is trying to suck up to someone else e.i your such a buttmunch

butt nuggets

• a collection of used bog roll on anal hair
• your not funny
• see "to bocabulate"

butt splice

• my former boss
• see "to bocabulate"

butt-chin

• the clef in your chin that causes it to look as though it was a gluteus maximus

butthead

• a goofy nick name to call one your friends

buttmunch

• your all buttmunchers for not sticking to the point! its a person that likes to munch on butts or some one who is trying to suck up to someone

buttsmell

• fag, yeah thats right, you fag

Buzz

• (JACK AND ALEEX TALK) FINALLY ROGERT STOPED LEAKING ALEX LETS RAPE WAIT LET ME GET SOME SPERM FROM MY MOM ALEX HOLD AAARRRRG MAN ROBERTS BOOBS ARE GROWING
• Fuzzy little wieners

Bwano

• no problem

C

c walk

• the crip walk.a dance ritual performed by crips after killing a blood.usally spell crip, spell blood and cross it out or other names.its done with the feet and has hopping, sliding and kciking movements.

cabro/a

• niño/a en Chile

Cacafuego

• shitfire (saturdays only)
• bombast
• something only this idiot says to himself
• see "to bocabulate"

CACK

• MED. DUTCH FOR FAECES/EXCREMENT

cahoots

• when persons or peoples are convunctively plotting or scheming together e.g. they are in cahoots, you are in cahoots with the monkey

Cahuppgll

• Someone who is repulsively hansom in and unfashionable way.

caludse

• the personification of a clause, you think the deal is done and you're on your way out the door, when caludse grabs your arm and reminds you that you forgot to give him back his lighter.

Camel Toe

• The female gentails which are exposed when wearing tight pants or underwear
• He pants are so tight i can see her camel toe
• When a female's pants are so tight that che can pick something up with the lips of her vagina!

caned

• drunk

Canidea

• Said; ca.nay.de.ah As in Canada

Cannonballs

• One who has small balls that blow up.

Captain. Erotika

• The well known leader of the sex leauge. He has ultra super sex powers. No woman can say no to him if he asks them for anything that will lead to sex. Orgasmo and Genetiliax and Condima are his best frends. He is incredibly strong and well built. His penis is a whopping 22in with a 2in width. He can shoot super heated semen which can melt through the Jizzlers tough leathery skin.

car

• car
• a metalic can of fun.
• who ever submitted this was trying to be funny but it didnt work
• see "to bocabulate"

Car smash

• Tomato sauce.

caralho

• caralho

carazy

• crazy

carbondioxide

• Along with sunlight, is photosynthesized in humans to create sustanance. When humans are consumed by plants, the great circle of life is complete and the Earth Mother smiles on us. This is why humans are green.

Cardboard idolatry

• don't get wet or into an arguement on relegious orthodontry, use bubble wrap and talk through your clap-trap

Cardiff virgin

• ... a welsh rarebit

care

• definton

Carpetpeople

• those little voices in your head

Catherine Paolacci

• just a name that you can say at random times. Its pronounced Catherine Pay-oh-loch-ee. For example. "yea so yesterday i went to my sisters birthday it was fun, CATHERINE PAOLACCI"

Catrina

• a feamale cat

cause

• i do not know!!!

Caw!

• Groups Description of the Crow

Ce-es-emmas

• young ladies at Central Saint Martins.

ceej

• FUCKEN SICK CUNT WHOS BETTER THAN YOU AB

cek it

• check it

celiberal

• a celebrity who openly and publicly speaks out against actions made by the government. for example, in recent days, celebrities who speak out against the Gulf War: Episode II have been dubbed celiberals by the media. (added by Kels: a UCSD student who was present at your ICAM 110 lecture)

Ceperd

• northern ear.

Cepository

• not Fighting Pimps
• (Fighting Pimps)
• A little pill you shove up your ass. Now in strawberry and bananna flavors! Gloves sold seperatly, Results may v vary

chabad

• acronym of 3 hebrew words: chochma (wisdom/inspiration) binah (understanding/contemplation) da'at (knowledge/bonding/caring - 'and Adam knew Eve')- name of postmodern school of jewish spirituality founded in late 18th century in belorus, now global and in cyberspace

Chafing

• to half inch, to nick (also see taxing)
• when the ball sac rubs on your leg causing irritation

challice

• "Light up yo' spliff, light up yo' challice, come everybody t'ina buckingham pallace..."

champion

• see Super John

chav

• the sad sort of person who wanders around town after all the shops are shut wearing climafit hats and trackie bottoms
• The New Underclass - see www.chavscum.com. Also known as "charvers", "kevs", "parkins"
• Council house and violance

Chea

• Same Meaning As "Yeah"

cheeky butcher

• homosexual

Cheeky Larker

• A nosey parker Barker

cheeky man-eater

• see man-eater: the same gigantic turd, but sticking out of the water, staring back at you, cheekily.

Cheeky Weekly

• Children's weekly comic of the 70's not known by anyone now.

Cheese

• common household object used for masterbation. Swiss is popular for males, and any hard cheeses are popular for females.
• What one may find between their toes.
• pussy infection

Cheese & Pickle

• Infrequently used rhyming slang for Slap & Tickle.

Cheesestring

• Real peelable cheese. Made of a latex - ming mix. Is the dairy equivalent of Fishticks.
• My mate was in the adverts for that. Still shit.
• Thong underwear

chezbote

• ur penis otherwise used as a bottle fulled with chez

chicklenut

• noun cheep hoe. I slapped the chicklenut in the mouth.

Chiga-bwa

• An exclamation of great surprise (usually formed as a question: "Ciga-bwa?"). May be intensified (ex: "A-Chiga...BWAAAA?!!").

chiiickeeen

• a good werd to use when you get very excited about something.

Chikun

• Chikun is a rare breed of retard. He...I mean "it" is also called "MiCHALED" Wierd...I know

chill bill

• meaning calm down or bill will calm you down

chillaxin

• chilling + relaxin = chillaxin

Chip

• To leave, to "chip off"(the old block)

Chiplomosterfurus

• italian wood loving bread-win.

chiPOTElay

• fuggin' goooood another fayvritt of shane

chiz

• 'a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno' taken from the work of THE GREAT MOLESWORTH I. Used as mild expletive (like cr'p or sh't) and as a word after anything bad ie 'Chiz, triple games after music' after recieving timetable.
• used as expletive by JMW, from the great Molesworth

CHOCALATE STARFISH

• (FIGHTING PIMPS)
• AN ASSHOLE

chocolate fireguard

• As in, "about as useful as..."

Chocolate Jockey

• a man who recieves
• Don't Jockeys do the riding?

chocolate raisins

• machine gun faeces, the kind of poo that leaves the buttox fast enough to shatter porcelain

Chocolate Starfish

• Anus, A-Hole, Arse, Bum-'ole.

chocolate teapot

• See above

Chode

• not Fighting Pimps
• (Fighting Pimps)
• An inverted boner (See Sweet Jalopale)

Choon

• *THE* derivitive of "Tune", remarking a popular but locally produced piece of music. Usually followed by the phrase "Local is lekker" (good) Derived from South African English

Chown

• Derived from 'Tune': A song that is greatly enjoyed. Also an expression of great enjoyment upon hearing said song esp. when shouted in a nightclub.

Chris

• BIG GAY DANCING PRANCING POOF TONY THE PONY BIG GAY PRANCING PONY BOHEMITH FAGGET

Chrispy

• Ill kill you.
• Thankjs, im going to vomit now, yeah! *Vomits*

christianese

• Language adopted by Christians. Often overflowing into every day language, and not interpretable by common man.

Chubracabra

• (JACK AND ALEX TALK)SO JACK IM RAPED THANKS TO YOU I HOPED YOU LIKED IT I ENJOYER IT CAN I HAVE MORE OF THAT WHITE STUFF HEY ITS ROBERT LETS RAPE HIM OH NO THERE IS MILK LEAKING FROM HI MAN BOOBS AGAIN IT WILL HAVE TO WAIT
• A Gargoil on drugs that eats peaples dicks and sucks the sperm out.

Chuck

• A person who is totally baftered

Chuck Norris

• Ass Kicker

chuckers

• Non-offensive, non-gender specific term for a person. Mainly used as a friendly greeting to someone known to you. Derivative of "chuck", used mainly in the North of England.

chucky

• that feeling you get when you walk into a gay bar but you didnt realise it was a gay bar but you are ok with it. but it is a bit odd being there. etymology: a gay guy at school called richard chuck hey up lads this place feels a bit chucky, lets go to the nags head

chud

• use to describe everything rubbish in its existence / use / apperance / smell / quality / work etc
• Gum

Chuddie

• Chewing Gum - unsure of origin
• origin: "chewing the cud"... chud, chuddie

Chuffed

• ... really pleased.
• ...really pleased
• As in, "I just chuffed. Shall we open a window?"

chugger

• those people who stand on streets with collecting tins (or worse; direct-debit forms) and effectively mUG passers by for CHarity (or other supposed worthy cause)... a charity mugger.

chumbamocca

• a fictional coffee based beverage that can be used to wind up staff in multinational coffee chains. What you don't sell chumbamocca they do in . Much fun can be had if a group of freinds can take turns to protest loudly about the lack of chumbamocca. You could award a prize for the first to get kicked out of the establishment and get the manager to pose for a presentation photograph ;-)

chummizey

• friendly
• see "to bocabulate"

chump nuts

• Refers to little dried morsels of shit clinging to the anal hairs.
• Also known as 'Tangle berries@

chunga

• Noise made by machinery processing something. By extension, the noise a computer would make whilst processing large amounts of data, if computers made noises. Not to be confused with the Spanish "Chungo".

Chunky Munky Spunk

• n. descriptive of any bizarre or outlandish flavour of food such as Marmite flavour crisps. Just the kind of thing you can imagine Ben and Jerry's coming up with.

Circle Line Party Day

• Way back in the 20th Century, Circle Line Party day started in London with a small band of drunkards calling themselves the Space Hijackers. But once they realised taht it would be easier for everyone else to organise it, the Circle Line Party became a worldwide celebration, occuring on a certain day of every year, to mark the third circle line party of 2004 that completely filled London's Circle Line with hedonistic revelling and through a not-entirely-linear-or-explicable series of events, brought about the downfall of all authoritarian political systems, replacing them with hedonistic drunkenism.

circlejerkers

• Wankers who attend Circle Line Parties. I was on the train that halted at Sloane Square last night. This meant I was delayed getting to hospital where my mother had died minutes before I got there. Thanks a lot you fucking tossers. By the way - the CLP 'guidelines' suggest you keep things tidy - so how come you left Sloane Square station like a fucking shit hole? Because you're a bunch of fucking chavs that's why. Do us all a favour and piss on the live rail next time.
• sorry to hear about your mum. do you need to see a bereavement councillor? They can be really helpful.

city

• the meaning of city

civic junta

• a small military group that takes over a london borough for the purposes of pushing through unpopular planning proposals under threat of assassination and persecution.

cixelsyd

• a term used to describe one who is not dyslexic

clacko

• a cup of cocoa.

Clag

• (n) Small nodules of fluff, toilet paper and sweat that cling to your whinnets. See whinnets.

clag-on

• a particularly stubborn dingleberry
• shit that is stuck to the inside of the toilet, and won't come off.

clan-wuk

• long forgotten gaming clan - wuk =Warez UK

Clarty

• howking,boaking,hinging,heaving,minging,humming etc. very dirty or sexually profligate adj.demonstrating pleasure in making a mess, guddling.
• Curiously, guddling is also defined in the dicshunary (see June issue) as something ducks do with their bills. Very worrying.
• usage example: "Miss Hodgins, famous for translucent dresses and dictated innuendo, taught history with a clarty flair."

Cleveland Steamer

• A Cleveland tradition for tourists... A tourist lays flat on back while a local resident takes a nice big hot steamy shit on the face of the tourist... WELCOME TO CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!
• see "to bocabulate"

clipe

• The ultimate gadget which can perform the actions of all gadgets. It is a mobile phone, wallet, computer, keys, nasal hair trimmer, hammer amongst other things. Also unbreakable, unlosable.
• (1) to inform on someone who usually expects you not to inform, and makes it plain that your relationship will not be as happy as it had been (2) derogatory name for one who has engaged in (1)

Clissold

• a bad feeling the morning after a big night out

Clitwit

• Male version of 'faghag' (straight woman who hangs around in the company of gay men) used to describe straight men who enjoy their social lives with groups of lesbians

clof

• A button on a microwave oven, a portmanteau of 'clear' and 'off'.
• ya warsh yasself wit it

Clonk-clonk

• the act of repeatedly banging one's head after annoying someone big at about 2:00.

clothespeg

• A loner at a party.

Cluck

• A crazy bunch of homos, see flying mexicans

Cludgie

• glaswegian water closet

cluping

• usage. describing one's class experience def. only going through the motions of attending class

cnut

• socially acceptable anagram

Cock Knocker

• Someone who makes fun of a mans penis a lot.

Cock Mo