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All words in the Dicshunary
All 2734 words added to the Dicshunary since September 1998
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A
a
A A
- hey nat...sry rly bored...just wanted u to b at the top!!haha (if i could rearange the alphabet, id put i and u togetha)
- hey
valentijn..ur da total bestbest..wow ppl r gonna look here n b lyke wow
these ppl rly luv each otha 2 b puttin luv notes on DICSHUNARY!
haha....im laughin!!
- Automobile Association
- JACK IS
GOING GOIND OUT WITH ALEX BUT ALEX IS CHEATING ON JACK ANG GOES OUT
WITH ROBERT JACK BE CAREFULL ONE WACK OF ROBERTS MAN BOOBS AND YOUR DEAD
- ^ What the hell does that mean?
A A GIGANTIC PEN0R
a bastard
- you
- WE
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- any friend of mine who says something bad about me which i think is clever and cutting, e.g: "you bAstard!"
- it is actually a rough file used in metal work or carpentry. this has been added by the boring type of this file
- ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
a bitch
- me
- Sarah Z. (UB - 1st Floor Pritchard Hall)
- if
my friends call me a bitch, it's a compliment. if my enemies call me a
bitch, it's a compliment. any one else who calls me a bitch doesn't
know what they're talking about.
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- ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
- Golum
A monet
- A person who looks fit from a distance but is minging up close
- ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
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a/s/l
- Common greetings for internet chatrooms. It means "Age?", "Sex(Gender)?" and "Where Do you live?"
- It's LOCATION dumbass
- A
Slice of Lemon - Many Internet folk enjoy this in their gin and tonic,
and if you get asked "ASL?" it means the person is offering you A Slice
of Lemon in your G&T. Reply "Yes, please."
AA
aa aaa aaa haa Fighting Pimps
- A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS THAT GO OUT WITH EACH OTHER ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
- they eat eggs hi im gettting bored so bye
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aaA
- ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
- this is a word close to first maybe first hi
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AAA Karen
- Shawn's lover
- Participates in Pooty Tang
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AAAShawn
- Karens lover
- with a nice ass
- Participates in Pooty Tang
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- allison's lover
- allison doesnt have a lover
aaawannabefirst
- a word you use when you would like to appear at the front of a dicshunary
- see also 0zero....
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Aandy
- The first name in most people phone books. I don't think he quite thought this one through.
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abacore
- the hard part of the abalong.
abalong
- a guy's penis
- only a guys penis? not a girls penis?
abcdefghijklmnopqrstu
absent
absomalutely
- absolutely, with an extra m. It sounds better.
- oh yeah, and an extra 'a'
accomplishment
Actibrush
- Another
dental combigizm. This is a colgate product - an electric toothbrush
for kids with thousands of possible alternative uses.
Actifast
- A
combigizm for some kind of toothcare product. Amusingly crap once you
realise that it's an anagram of "I act fast". Who pays these people?
Acura
adam
- adam is gay he likes men. he wants to grow up to be a hooker, what a bitch.
Adam's butthole
add
- i add numbers
- not subtract
adict
- you like somthing so much you want more and more and you can't live without it
- sex
- see to bocabulate
Adorno
- jazz
- theodor adorno: one of (if not THE)most boring of all neo-marxist theorists. Guaranteed sleep aid.
- ghgh
Adult Conspiracy
- The secret of summoning storks to deliver babies, kept by all grown-ups from all children.
advice
- telling someone what you think they should do.
affabit
Afloi
after-minner dints
- have a couple to freshen your breath
- refreshing, slighty inebriating candy consumed after meals
- what drunk people use to mask the scent of alchohol
agg
agian
- The
most boring and interminable of all possible repetitious things: agian
and agian: means doing something again and again, for an age.
- origin: an IRCine typovation in the sentece: I'm going to bed before finishing anything, agian.
Agrog
- having been just awoke. the effects of rum the day after.
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ahmaybeesik
- When one is sick, they use this word to notify others of their ill health.
Aight
- okay
- short for "all right"
air-o-plane
- it flys in the skys
- goes woosh
- and sometimes neeeoung
- Not an aeroplane
AirTran
akimbise
- To
restore limbs, members, digits etc that have been crossed/convoluted to
their natural/default and most organically comfortable position - as in
'legs akimbo'.
- Woodentoys Productor Factory Zhejiang Yunhe
Jiegei Wooden Toys Factory is located in Yunhe County in Zhejiang
Province that is named as Zhejiang 's Green Valley and China Wooden
Toys City . We are specialized in producing and exporting different
woodentoys. Our factory has a plant area of more than 3,000 m 2 . In
the first half of 2006, new plants of more than 8,000 m 2 will finish
the construction and then the annual capacity will be above RMB20
million.
akneesh
- shlurred werd meening yes. mostly for alcoholics.
Akse
- the common version of the word "ask" used by southern African-Americans.
Alabadalubs
- Chavvy christmas lights that all Chav's hang from their council houses, "in good taste"
Alabif-alabaf-alaboeuf
- War chant of Le Boeuf collectif, anglo-french Breakdance collective
alacadoo
- Rugby
Union (uk) Person or persons,usually of an advanced age who are
involved in a rugby tour in a back up non playing drinking capacity
Alberts
- 1.
strips of cloth, usu. calico, and rubbed with suet to cut down chafing,
used as a substitute for socks, usu. by tramps. 2. rough, lace-up boots
- Is actually a metal ring, placed around the penis to restrict blood flow.
Albertson's
Albertson\'s
- Something belonging to Albertson
alcamaholic
- a word my friend used while drunk to say i was a alcoholic!
Ald
Alex
- 1. Super fuck up.
2. A group of adolescent punk asses with high intelligence and bad attitude. Also maybe affiliated with narcotic substances.
- is a handsome young man of teen age. seeking female companionship with such girls as amanda and gina
- madd cool to chill with but gets very lazy when it comes to school work
- wants gina badly
- actually alex has a gf, her name is katie, and she rocks
- WOODEN TOY RAPER WHO NUZZLES JACKS PUSSY
- SUCKS DICK
- a 7 th grader that thinks he is in 8th
- an 8th grader that is short acts like a 5 year old he is gay and
- suck my mammoth titanicles satesh
Alex G.
Alison
- A name of a person
- Alison is my mommy's name
Allegory
- A
green creature with a long snout filled with teeth who lives in the
water. It can turn a situation inside out without touching it.
Alli paint fumes
allison
- excluded ski buddy
- choriographer of the famous dance, pooty tang
- a goddess, shawn is #1 on her list
- if i could, i would delete the goddess entry, she is only the goddess of the white chickens.
- An entry that was already submitted
Allisona
- Goddess of the black chickens
Allisonai
- Goddess of the minority chickens
Almighty God
aloneaphobic
- someone who can't walk to their locker or next class by themself ex. nicole
Alooballawallaw
alphapathetical order
- attempting to put things in order, but lacking interest, you only do a half-assed job.
Alt-f4
Alyssa
- The
finest goalkeeper Livingston High School, Livingston New Jersey has had
since the inception of the soccer program way back in 1960. She's
smart, athletic, and an avid individual.. and is a true fan of the New
York Mets
Amanda
amathini
- financial
freedom (etymology: a splang word from the subject line of an email
from Gregory Stanci offering a "great opportunity" to earn a
competative salary).
ambulance chaser
- An opportunist lawyer, making money out of other people's misfortune.
- Someone who wants to kill the person who isn't already dead.
amsterdamage
- a specific form of mental, physical or emotional damage which occurs when in direct proximity to 'amsterdam'.
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anararak
- An
anarchist trainspotter. Easily spotted due to their natural avertion to
timetables and attractive females. No known female examples filmed in
the wild.
Anarchitecture
- Corrupting
the architectural language of places by spreading ideas, holding
events, placing objects and interacting in these places. In order to
change the peoples perception of places and the way that they are used
by the communities that interact with them.
Ances-tree
- A
tree whose trunk splits into two major branches, which in turn split
into four, and so on, until at the fringe there are too many branches
to track. The bark is corrugated to resemble words: the names of a
person's parents, grandparents, and so on.
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andrea reardon
- sped or also known as duffispronounced (dewfis)
Andy
- Unit of anticool
- No, a really cool guy. Really. You can let my family go now.
Angeroso
- not angry not happy, the euphoric feeling and mediocre.
anml
- it cen be a pet like a hamster.
annabanana
- A lovely lady, who just happens to be my little sister too!
- something
very old people say after "whoops". Apparently it's a 1930's song or
something and the "annabanana" bit is some kind of ancient weird
innuendo.
- Well there you go. I always thought it was 'Have a banana'.
Anne Frank
- Frank Anne's name on weekends
annex
- second
best, half decent, bit of a short straw. E.g. if you get a seat with a
bad view or a tiny room in which the door only opens six inches, or a
plate of food with only six peas, you might say: "yes, I got the annex"
- I
swear thats what we used to call the really old prop room, home of 30
year old liquor bottles and costumes from musicals no one remembers
doing.
anotagonism
- what happens when urban tapestries users start a pervasive locative ubicomp spatial annotation turf war
- the placing of offensive or argumentative post-it notes on things.
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antibaltificationableness
- a disease caught from swimming in a large swamp in eastern europe
antidisestablishmentareanism
- a dislike for nookie
- Hate
to burst bubbles here, but antidisestablishmentarianism is a point of
view espoused by those opposed to the separation of state and church.
Not sure where Nookie comes into it...
- No, it's the first one.
- Antidisestablishmentareanism
antigasmic
Antiphrasmologically interphrastcillobobulated
- Retarded, or otherwise, never had sex before
- single celled piece of ignorant meat
Antispasmologicallism
- I don't know, you tell me
antoinette
- una chica pink que usa peluca rubia, minifalda y botas de tacon
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anythong
- a quertyne typovation meaning any one of a number of dubious or embarrasing things.
- usage: Which of these horrible flouncy bridesmaid's dresses would you like to wear to my wedding? Oh, just give me anythong.
aoeuu
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aparently
aquanaut
- bits of grimy food remains on cooking utensils.
Arc the Lad
- pathetic,
useless, half-assed form of entertainment that usually enduces 5 hour
vomit festivals. Daleys (see Daley) usually are over-obsessed with
vomit enducing garbage. Avoid like you would avoid the noid (see noid)
Archhole
- A
delightful borough of north london, reached by way of the great
traffic-sewer, Holloway road and crowned by a giant light-absorbing
monolith.
argh spaghetti
- A phrase one shouts when one is a pirate and when one is craving pasta
ariston
- "and on, and on , and ariston..."
- "and off again, it doesn't work"
ark
- pronounced
with a long 'a' - aaark. This has no specific meaning but is the first
thing you should say to a friend on speaking to them on the phone -
like a bird call, it expresses general bleggyness and tries to
communicate it, share it, so halving it. Then normal conversation can
resume.
Arranophobic
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- 1. agreement by a pirate
2. excitement proclaimed by a pirate
3. the war chant of a pirate
- A long fart with a silent beginning and a silent end
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Use only if the recipitant deserves it as it will cause offense.
- spammers
Arsk
- A word you say when you can't say "ask" properly.
art browser
- A
web browser written by artist(s) that interprets the syntactic
structure of HTML in a non-standard and/or aesthetically directed way.
Good examples are I/O/D's Webstalker: www.backspace.org/iod Jodi's
Wrongbrowser: www.wrongbrowser.com Nullpointer's Web Tracer:
http://www.nullpointer.co.uk/-/webtracer/ Mark Napier's Shredder:
www.potatoland.org/shredder Tom Corby and Gavin Baily's Reconnoitre:
http://www.reconnoitre.net Andi Freeman's Earshot (feat. Jason Skeet),
Funksolegrind and notScape: http://www.deepdisc.com/ns/,
http://www.deepdisc.com/earshot/ Mark Dagett's Browser Gestures:
http://www.flavoredthunder.com/dev/browser-gestures/ Many examples
generated by the International Browserday competition:
www.waag.org/browser
- Who writes this wank?
- I do
Artichoke
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- not fighting pimps
- this is when you are fucking an artist chick and shes choking and gaging on your vein popper.
- (Fighting Pimps)
Artis-Trees
- Many-splendored trees, with sculptured lines and multicolored leaves, marvels of symmetry.
Artocrat
- An
arts administrators who reckon they're the most important aspect of art
production. Also, someone (an artist or arts related person) who thinks
they're more important or virtuous than everyone else because they're
involced with art.
arudsey
- term
for elongated penis. 2:pronounced ah rude see. 3: one who indulges in
acts of masturbation. 4:a man giving birth to a baby. 5: a alien giving
birth to a man
Asabaganee
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Ass
- An
equine creature named MiKe who assisted in the preparation of the
"Lexicon of Xanth." Possibly inspired by the limerick, anonymously
authored: "There was a pert lass from Madras,/ Who had a remarkable
ass;/ Not rounded and pink/ As you probably think;/ It was gray, had
long ears, and ate grass."
Ass Cramp
- Same as a Pain in the Ass, but much easier to say.
"Honey, you're an ass cramp."
ass snap
Ass Wipe
- toilet paper
when you wipe your ass on the edges of a cup then ask someone to drink it
- or plain toilet paper
- 1) A person who is pissing you off. 2) An object that is pissing you off.
assanine
- i give her face a 4 and her assanine.
Asshat
- Another word for a suck up, brown noser, etc.
asshole
assignition
- secret gathering of repulsive arsonists.
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astroturf organisation
- a fake grass roots organisation without any roots. Often formed for viral marketing purposes.
Ataturk
- a muslim who ditches his religion & becomes "modern".
Audi
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Auph
Ausomeo
- A queer spy that sucks the leader's cock all day and all night long
Autocar
awesomeness
- the highest state of being awesome.
- geiorgia reddy
awsemo
- ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
- Fighting Pimps
- Cartman pretending to be a fatass robot
- a spy that is, well, auesome, bitches
- fxcgfcvgbvcgvcxhvchbcx
Aye
- Yes, that's right (Ali-G stylee)
- Indeed
- Yes, thats right (Pirate stylee)
Ayuh
- Maine-ism,
probably meaning "yes" or "alright". Only properly used when said with
a Downeast accent, preferably while sitting around on beat-up old
chairs on the front porch of a house near the coast, smoking and
talking about how moose season is going.
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B
b-boy
B-Dizzle
- De Koelest Parsen on de ERTH!
b-girl
- beautiful girl wearing glasses to look smart
- a girl that break dances
B-rad G
- The most popular student at Sir John A. Macdonald School.
To pull a B-rad G. To walk up to a girl and get some action right away.
Ie. "I'm going to pull a B-rad G on her
Baaat-aaack!
- a noise made by enlightened but very drunk individuals.
Baastard
- Like a bastard, similar to the point of being identical, only more so.
Baba
- poo
- thought he was an elephant?
- I thinks that Babar
- a rum cake
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babe
babit
- a
rabbit/bunny that has reached level 4 in its t-virus stage and acquires
extensive power to eliminate any other living organism.
Babsalickle
- small child or cute honey one is in love with
Baby gravy
Baff
bafftered
- A
person who is absolutelty and utterly out of thier mind, suffering from
a lack of social presence and is ready to chuck (check chuck for
meaning)
baggy undercarriage
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Bagsy
- southern foggy, 'foggy not on', 'bagsy not on'.
- term
of over-riding authority, used predominantly in situations where hassle
is involved but can be avoided (e.g. bagsy not answer the door, bagsy
shotgun)
bahmb
- what you say when you do something good in a video game
"I just scored a goal, BAHHHMB!"
Baken Haus
- A place where retarted hoes go to dance and have sex for money.
- See retarted hoes
bakkake
Baldwin
- Butcher (as opposed to a queen)
baller/balla
- a cool person with a lot of money, likes hip hop or rap, can get a lot of girls/boys
- a guy that plays basketball
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balls magic
- This
is a term that has been tested and proven as a gramatical paradox...in
other words it can be used in ANY situation: an exclamation of pain or
anger "BALLS MAGIC!!" - an noun "You just wish you had balls magic." -
an adjective "What a balls magical sunset." - a verb "That ass balls
magicked my breath away." - an adverb "The badger balls magickly digs a
hole." - when in doubt "balls magic?"
- "you look balls magical tonight"
Ballspit
- Their way of tellin a girl they're finished for teh duration.
Bam
- kappa wearing assault mechanic
bamboozler
- The web site in the dot co dot uk area.
- one who bamboozles .....a fraudster,charlatan,scouser
banana
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Bango
banjo
banjo string
Bapage
- A rather well endowed young lady.
bar
- old greek for "bla"
example: "bla bla bla" = "bar bar bar"
the greeks considert every foreigner a barbarian because their foreign language sounded like "bar bar bar"
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bare
- interesting inversion of meaning, 'bare' means plentiful, large quantity of, on a large scale etc.
ex. 'you've got bare browns send me one'
barry
- chimp-like human with the features of a backward/simple anteater
Barry Betahl
- To be an idiot or prat, who then does bowling adverts and folkstone market adverts
barrys brother
- brother of the world leading expert on how to retard oneself.
- not what salty put here
bash the bishop
- To masterbate (male).
- Hit a senior member of the clergy, best done in combination with first definition if you want to be sectioned.
Basheed
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bassic
- havaunt mychel nether frequencieen.
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Bate
- Conspicuous,
undesirable, generally negative, to draw unwanted attention to
yourself. ex. 'you let him see us BATEMAN!' 'stop bating us' 'just got
busted...Thats bate!'
batty
- Having
a yang (male, with, full, hard) physical character, but displaying
behavioural characteristics of yin (female, without, empty, soft). c.f.
`battyboy'.
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Battyboy
- Gay, homosexual, or perhaps acts in a homosexual manor.
- battyboy
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Bead packer
beagle
Bearded clam
- a female fanny
- not Fighting Pimps
- (Fighting Pimps)
- A pussy, Dumbass!
beashtie
- a combination of being big, ugly fat, stupid, having no mates and no good qualities at all. (pronounced bee-stie)
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beautiful
bedpiece
- a
place of rest and inner sanctum - more comfortable than an ordinary
bed, it's a control centre of activity from where operations can be
managed (i.e eating, reading, tv watching, making calls)
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Beep
- A word one uses instead of Swear Words
- A euphemism for an unacceptable word
beeping
- to be beeping is to be sending off vibes of homosexuality. the blip on someone's gaydar.
Beer Compass
- Mysterious device allowing drunks to make their way home, even though at the time they had no idea who, what or where they are.
- a vrey useful and clever device that points to the cheapest outlet of beer (within walking distance)
- a kind of compass based around the humble pint glass also involving pork scratching and slices of peperami
Beer Goggles
- A device (of sorts) through which one is looking when a swamp-donkey resembles a babe.
beer jacket
- keeps you warm and dry on the way home from the pub, even in the rain. Often used whilst on beer scooter.
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Beer scooter
- mode of transport used to cover any distance from pub to bed.usually taking no more than 3 minutes
beer-to-beer
- A
networking protocol based on a liquid transmission medium that
facilitates the development of social relationships and
friend-of-a-friend trust systems. Beer-to-beer networks typically
operate without strict accounting and error-checking procedures,
especially after five or six hours of uptime, and typically limited
host cache capacity is a frequent problem, which can be temporarily
resolved by resorting to older protocols such as IP.
Beercan
- The Jamaican pronounciation of bacon
- Geordie, too.
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- When you leave your mobile
phone at home, or it runs out of batteries and you then spend the
evening chasing after the people you were meant to meet up with as
thier plans change and they move around town, leaving you voicemails
you won't get until you give up and go home.
Beisht
- 007 (Connery) way of saying beast. "Do you see the beisht mish Moneypenny?"
Ben
- (ie:
To pull a Ben) used when a persons voice is so high it shatters glass,
however it must be accompanied with the fact that this person is the
most annoying person in the Universe.
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Benny
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benup
- not quite right.
eg. the design of my web page has turned out to be quite benup.
Beril
- To Beril is to throw a sudden tantrum. "He threw a Beril on me".
berk.
- wow. you're a real clueless idiot, BERK.
- From Cockney ryhming slang for 'cunt', 'Berkeley Hunt'. Either a person or a hunt in Berkeley.
Berry O T Sains
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bescrunge
- verb:to pollute; cause to be dirty or untasteful esp. by association
past: bescrunged
adjective: (bescrunged)dirty, polluted, untasteful
antonyms:
unbescrunge
clean
bestbest
bestbestbest
bet
Bethaloon
- An idiot, derived fron Barry Bethal of Chelmsford Essex, also notorious for his Slim-Fast fame
Bev
- Something disgraceful or annoying
BG
- Bg - BastardGhost.
Evil little sarcastic gremlin.
- ugly bitch with the most fucked up mates, fragile dog hes boyfriend sadly has downsyndrome
bidness
- Business as it's practiced at street level.
- Like business, only more so.
- Business as it really is; not the theory.
biff
- short for bifter. e.g. "roll another biff Pauli".
Biffin's bridge
bifter
- marijuana cigarette, usually a big one.
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Bigmassive
- To exaggerate that something is big and massive
Bile-ria
- the end result of replacing food with beer for more than 3 days.
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Bilston
- The
strangest town in the UK. A geographical anomoly where all occupants
seem to be unable to walk properly with limping or propped up on canes.
Royston Vasey for real.
bin
- put yer rubish innit aind the bin peepl mite take et awaye
- see "to bocabulate"
Bine.
- Cigarette, billy rag, fag.
binge
- As in "Binge Drinking" Drinking to get drunk for a long time ie. 24hours
bingowings
- flabby bits dangling from your upper arm
Binky
Binsz
- a kiss on the eye. You say it just before you do it.
Bint
- girl.
- Arabic for "daughter"
binton
- the
kid in your class at school who everyone made fun of because he or she
had poor personal hygeine and too many brothers and sisters
birmingham
birmingham screwdriver
birmingham wave
- to make the "wanker" gesture
Bish
- a ho
- noun,
meaning: an error of some variety. as in "i think i've made a bit of a
bish here", also used as a form of expletive: "oops, bish". can also be
verbed: as in "i've bished here". occasionally "bished-up".
possibly english public school slang, i learnt it from my brother, who
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bist
- Usage;'Ow bist'? 'I bist alright'. Translation from Somerset speak, 'How are you'? 'I be alright'.
bitch ass
- a frustrating time in the attempts of accomplishing a goal.
bitch ass and a half
- frustration
in the attempt of accomplishing a goal, typically marked by taking
forever and two days attempting to accomplish that goal.
bitch ass and two halves
biznatch
- a bitch, but a cooler way of saying it.
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Bizznatch
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BJ
- ROBERT HAS MAN BOOBS
- BLOW-JOB (FIGHTING PIMPS)
black and blue eye
- What brady's mom got whan I fuked her up the ass.
- Black and brown eye;Hump his mommas ass bitch!!!
Black People
blade
Blaganof
Blaggard
- A person who is good at blagging (lying)
blah
- same as bleh
- Blah
- Muahaha!!!
- adj.: feeling fat, ugly, dirty or useless
exp: After a day of indulging in fruit pies, I feel utterly blah.
often used to reveal indifference. exp:
person 1: "I hate it when...."
person 2: "Blah, blah, blah."
blaine
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blankit
blargansmarf
- WORKS ON BOYS JUST NOT JACK
- a
drug used to make girls grow dicks COCAIN MAYBE IN THE SUBSTANCE ASO
SERM FROM MICHEAL JACKSON SO BE CARFULL NOT TO OVER DOES GIRLS CAN GET
PREGNANT ONLY ONE TABLE A DAY FOR DICK
- a drug used to make girls grow dicks
blart
- slang for the female genetalia. eg. her blart was rank - like a day old kebab...
- Crying like a baby, normally happens when you find out 'her blart(1) stank like a ...'
bleedin nora
Bleggy
- A feeling of holistic lethargy and fatique, sensual content and cognitive stagnation.
bleh
- same as blah
- being disgusted with everything
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bliger-schmoygen
blingst
- Emotion encountered by a blind person walking into a lampost whilst under the influence of psychotropic substances.
Blivit
BloHoler
- resident of made-up estate agents area (bloHo village) between Russell Square and Planet Organic (inc. Gordon Mansions)
bloo
- a large balloon that will not pop if torn, it will deflate slowly
bloop bloop
blopper
blow doll
- geoffs future wife.
(poor bitch!)
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blows goats
- an
insult preceded by a name, proper usage requires it to be yelled if the
person is at a distance, or worked into an unrelated conversion when
they are nearby. "so you hear about that new CD?"
"yeah, you mean 'hauser blows goats'" "yeah thats the one."
Bluey
- Someone who can't last the distance, a kop out. A three pinter and home to bed
- IN OZ A REDHEAD.
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Blunderblussie
- 1. A man with 2 penisis. 2. A woman with 2 vaginas 3. An alien with a penis and a vagina.
bluurrgh
- things that are definitely very wrong in a non-specific way
- things that epitomise everything you hate about something you're not sure you can define.
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BMW
- bmw is also a car name too...
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Bob
- 'bob marley'= short form of the name 'Charley'
- Aka Silibonbob, expert on substance taking, ability to drink
an average pub dry. Slightly dodgy looking in appearence. Be warned
avoid this person is not to be underestimated
Bob Barker
- The host of The Price Is Right.. over 2000 years old and has been speculated to be a robot. Often recieves ducks.
Bobajobman
boff
- Someone who is has too much pointless knowledge and too little social life.
Diet: minimum of 5 helpings of veg a day, Mars bars and lots of brain food.
Known Dwellings: Libraries, reading Encyclopaedia Brittanica and science journals.
- aka Trevor
- boffoff
BOFH
- Bastard
Operator From Hell - fiction based person, whom is the Bastard Network
Admin. Uses his powers as an Admin to his / her advantage. Hates users,
believes that computer knowledge should be kept away from lusers.
- current incarnation found at www.theregister.co.uk
Bog (the)
- Rub a Dub? Minor Injury! -Ancient, squirming giggle pools buried beneath the loam of a growing creative madness.
Boggin
- to stare or study someones appearance in a rude way.
- as in - he/she is ugly
bogus
- A new word defined elsewhere, for example
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3357885.stm
BOGUSPALIENTIC
- To find one's self in one's unusual sexual position.
bollards
- n. 1 people who stand in shop doorways making it impossible to get in or out.
Bollox
- bollox
- a pirate term for shit...used in movies (HAHAH! TINA AND ME
!!! SPAZ! LOL) I AM IN ARUBA RIGHT NOW AND I WANT TO STAY! i dont want
to go back home! grruf! ohh well
natalie and valentijn love eachother...i think if you look at like a
page theyre all dere! BOLLOX MEANS SHIT OKAY? GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!!!!
im very HYPER
MARIA MIA MAI HYPERCHICK YAYA! lol
Bondesque
- Something in the style of James Bond
bongking
- That point you reach when cycling where you just can't go any further. Such as hitting the 'wall' when running.
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bonza
- an expression of happiness, also used to congratulate.
boo
- type of endearment; refering to a girlfriend, boyfriend, or significant other; ex. "Where is your boo" or "I Love You Boo"
booboo
- Spoken
in a high-pitched childish voice to designate loved one, either a cutre
little doggy or a friend being treated like a cute little doggy.
- a
wound, or spot of the body in which pain is present. often kissed to
make it "feel better," though it's probably more of an emotional
healing :P
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- or a cut
BOOFI... LEE... NOW!!!!
- an
expression that can be used at various times especially at times when
you feel the urge to be evil. sort of like a muhahaha sort of
expression.
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- boojhi stones: amazing mineral pair with healing potential abounding
Boolu
- To go mental at someone, or simply go insane. "She/he went completely Boolu"
bootchen
booter
- Remote control for a television, video etc.
booty
- cutie bippity boppity boopy (marisa)
bootyfull
- full of booty; bootylicious
Booyakasha
- Alright
- death to the white man! (apparently) word is associated mostly with Ali G.
aiiiii?
- wickat!
Booze dash
- The frantic run to the offie after you have been turfed out of the pub.
Borack
- (Pronounced "Boorrr-RAK") Meaning rubbish, broken or generally disfuctional.
- meaning a great and intelligent leader, especially if the first word is elliot
Borcha
- A mean snobby dog with a feminine or stupid name.
boredom
- the school holidays, sure, you can occupy yourself for two weeks, but EIGHT!
borg
- I am not sure of its definition. Some ppl think it means "gay" although I have NO Proof of that!
Boris
- a spider, see also Borisophobia
Borisophobia
- an irrational fear of spiders - see Boris
Borked
- Faulty, broken or disfunctional in some way. Deviation from a typographical error - Borken.
Bosh
- to take (have you just boshed that pill)
botch
bounce
- lets get out of this foshizzle
- v.
ghetto for "leave"
i.e. "yo son lets bounce"
bowfoadem
- How many do you many, sir?
ah, yo, gimme bowfoadem..
Box
- A very hot ass on a girl. Used in a sentence: Damn the girls gotta nice box.
box gourmet
- Someone who rates the quality of food by the container it is served in.
- Taking the taste of muff to an all new unnecessary high
boy
- jerk
- NOOOOTTTT TRUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
boyakasha
- word used frequently by wiggers
bozieras
- going
crazy in luv ((used only when valentijn n natalie need to use it...))
natalie is in luv w/ valentijn BOZIERASLY ((crazily....SOOOOOOOOOOO
MUCH!!!!!!!))
- used when Valentijn is anywhere near
Natalie...((means hes crazy about her!!)) can also b used: valentijn is
completly bozieras over natalie
Bozzomha
bradley
- A Big Person with a small mind
Bradley Stoke
Brady
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brainly
- Something very intelligent
eg. "This Show is brainly"
Brandon
- the
name of the sweetest ski instructor that ever lived. he is very
appealing to the senses. catagorized under both sweetest guy &
hottest guy catagories. hehe, i love brandon.
- i love brandon more then u ever will
- i love brandon WAY more than u ever will
- i call him BRANDON and he will b mine & he will be MY BRANDON!!
- Sorry, but I'm spoken for - Brandon.
Brass
Brassic
braw
- means good or great
- breast harnessing device, usually worn for deterrance of foreplay relations
Bread-win
- see 'chipolitaliosmonstos'
breading
- copying - can be used for any form of copying from IP violation to learning by imitation.
- usage: 'Woolworth breaded Argos' (Their catalogues are now quite similar.)
- usage: 'You breaded my trainers'
Brear
Bredwin
Breeder
- Derisive slang for heterosexual
brew
- cup of tea, 2 sugars, milk
Brian
Brick
- It's crazy Cold.
{Yo, Its BRICK outside.}
bridgeing
briony
- a person who told me the name of this website
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Bristol
- A
city full of crans and cranetts. Local currency, the standard 'cran
wad'. Local food, 'cran on toast'. For a good night out go to the
Club-da-cran on Cranwell road.
Brockway
- Brockway is a name of a truck
Brooksie, (Doing a Brooksie)
- An
elaborate game of brinkmanship involving constantly holding off from
selling something in perrenial hope of getting a better price. Can
apply to buying/selling of shares or also buying/selling anything on
e-Bay.
- A paranoid state of mind, consideration of everyday normal events really being huge Conspiracies
- A very slow keyboard movement
- A stubborn or obstinate approach
- The action of seeing how close you nose needs to be to a PC screen before you can read whats on it.
- Another meaning for food disposal management.
- A
resolute refusal to buy glasses despite dragging the tip of your nose
over your PC screen to read an e-mail. See Blind as a Bat.
Brown water
- silver grey attitudes circumsizes the tonal range
Browno
- When a cave man has sex witha dinosaur and the dinosaur cums in his ass creating a brown creamy fluid
Browns
BSOD
- 1)
Blue Screen of Death. If you use Mircosoft Windoze you will know all
about this. 2) A built-in feature of windoze designed to infuriate its
users whilst convincing them to buy an updated version of Windoze on
the offchance the BSOD will happen less. 3) something users of Mac and
Linux do not worry about.
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Bubbles
- SPERM
BOILED AND GIVEN TO YOUR MOM HEY ITS JACK WATS THAT WHITE STUFF ON YOUR
HAND NO THANKS I DONT WANT TO EAT IT PLEASE NO NO NO IT HURTS DO IT ON
THE ASS PLEASE (ALEX AND JACK TALK)
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- (Fighting Pimps)
- Sperm
that is boiled and served to a victim that your about to rape. I'm
horny now. Oh god! Mom, it's not what you think! Oh, just cocaine, oh
okay. I thought you were gonna rap-- OH MY GOD! AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!
buchin
- anything...noun vowel adjectice
"that set sure was a buchin!"
bucknasty
- awesome, amazing, fantastic
buckook skittles pfffffffh aaaaaaaahhhhrrrrrrrrrfvcg
- dales last brain cell evaporating in the sky an a green gremlin poping it arrrrhgfraaaa
buff
- somone (boy is really good looking
- the act of stroking, often with a cloth or duster. To buff. "Hey baby, fancy a quick buff?" or "I'd buff him, for sure"
- In the buff = Butt Naked!
Buffcore
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buffy
- adj. vulgar: British slang for "rash on my ass".
- kills vampires and shit
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Buick
- Buick is a car name too...
buildering
- (verb) Scaling a building, usually without climbing equpment, always without permission.
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Bulth
Bum Brusher
- An obsequious letter often covering a job application or trying to smooth things over.
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Bummage
- Bum cleavage. Commonly seen on builders, but the word is used in the fashion of a minor lament :(
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Bunk
bunkey
- a combination of a bat and a monkey
bunny
- desirable
pussy - traditionally associated with the vision of the 'mons pubis' or
pouting pussy through tight knickers or bikini.
bunt
Bupt
- gently hitting something e.g. "I bupt my knee on the corner ofthe sofa"
Burf
- a true tallikenesis brother who loves mint sauce a little too much!!!
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burnt chop
- A self-sacrificing manouvre; taking the worst bit for yourself and making everyone else happy. Use: "don't do a burnt chop".
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bushit
- A statement of untruth, as in "that WMD speech was Bushit".
Bustash
- A belly raspberry augmented by copious amounts of upper lip hair.
Butmunch
- sort of endearment that keeps the recipient on their toes
- That's not what it means, you buttmunch. And you didn't even spell it right. Gah, you're such a buttmunch.
- justin is a butmunch and it is because he dose not know that he is a butmunch
- you
are all buttmunches for not sticking to the point. a buttmunch is
someone who likes to eat *munch, bums or someone who is trying to suck
up to someone else e.i your such a buttmunch
butt nuggets
butt splice
- my former boss
- see "to bocabulate"
butt-chin
- the clef in your chin that causes it to look as though it was a gluteus maximus
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buttmunch
- your
all buttmunchers for not sticking to the point! its a person that likes
to munch on butts or some one who is trying to suck up to someone
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Buzz
- (JACK
AND ALEEX TALK) FINALLY ROGERT STOPED LEAKING ALEX LETS RAPE WAIT LET
ME GET SOME SPERM FROM MY MOM ALEX HOLD AAARRRRG MAN ROBERTS BOOBS ARE
GROWING
- Fuzzy little wieners
Bwano
C
c walk
- the
crip walk.a dance ritual performed by crips after killing a
blood.usally spell crip, spell blood and cross it out or other
names.its done with the feet and has hopping, sliding and kciking
movements.
cabro/a
Cacafuego
- shitfire (saturdays only)
- bombast
- something only this idiot says to himself
- see "to bocabulate"
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cahoots
- when persons or peoples are convunctively plotting or scheming together
e.g. they are in cahoots, you are in cahoots with the monkey
Cahuppgll
- Someone who is repulsively hansom in and unfashionable way.
caludse
- the
personification of a clause, you think the deal is done and you're on
your way out the door, when caludse grabs your arm and reminds you that
you forgot to give him back his lighter.
Camel Toe
- The female gentails which are exposed when wearing tight pants or underwear
- He pants are so tight i can see her camel toe
- When a female's pants are so tight that che can pick something up with the lips of her vagina!
caned
Canidea
- Said; ca.nay.de.ah
As in Canada
Cannonballs
- One who has small balls that blow up.
Captain. Erotika
- The
well known leader of the sex leauge. He has ultra super sex powers. No
woman can say no to him if he asks them for anything that will lead to
sex. Orgasmo and Genetiliax and Condima are his best frends. He is
incredibly strong and well built. His penis is a whopping 22in with a
2in width. He can shoot super heated semen which can melt through the
Jizzlers tough leathery skin.
car
- car
- a metalic can of fun.
- who ever submitted this was trying to be funny but it didnt work
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caralho
carazy
carbondioxide
- Along
with sunlight, is photosynthesized in humans to create sustanance. When
humans are consumed by plants, the great circle of life is complete and
the Earth Mother smiles on us. This is why humans are green.
Cardboard idolatry
- don't get wet or into an arguement on relegious orthodontry, use bubble wrap and talk through your clap-trap
Cardiff virgin
care
Carpetpeople
- those little voices in your head
Catherine Paolacci
- just
a name that you can say at random times. Its pronounced Catherine
Pay-oh-loch-ee. For example. "yea so yesterday i went to my sisters
birthday it was fun, CATHERINE PAOLACCI"
Catrina
cause
Caw!
- Groups Description of the Crow
Ce-es-emmas
- young ladies at Central Saint Martins.
ceej
cek it
celiberal
- a
celebrity who openly and publicly speaks out against actions made by
the government. for example, in recent days, celebrities who speak out
against the Gulf War: Episode II have been dubbed celiberals by the
media.
(added by Kels: a UCSD student who was present at your ICAM 110 lecture)
Ceperd
Cepository
- not Fighting Pimps
- (Fighting Pimps)
- A little pill you shove up your ass. Now in strawberry and bananna flavors! Gloves sold seperatly, Results may v
vary
chabad
- acronym
of 3 hebrew words: chochma (wisdom/inspiration) binah
(understanding/contemplation) da'at (knowledge/bonding/caring - 'and
Adam knew Eve')- name of postmodern school of jewish spirituality
founded in late 18th century in belorus, now global and in cyberspace
Chafing
- to half inch, to nick (also see taxing)
- when the ball sac rubs on your leg causing irritation
challice
- "Light up yo' spliff, light up yo' challice, come everybody t'ina buckingham pallace..."
champion
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- The New Underclass - see www.chavscum.com. Also known as "charvers", "kevs", "parkins"
- Council
house
and
violance
Chea
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Cheeky Larker
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Cheeky Weekly
- Children's weekly comic of the 70's not known by anyone now.
Cheese
- common household object used for masterbation. Swiss is popular for males, and any hard cheeses are popular for females.
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- Infrequently used rhyming slang for Slap & Tickle.
Cheesestring
chezbote
- ur penis otherwise used as a bottle fulled with chez
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Chiga-bwa
- An exclamation of great surprise (usually formed as a question: "Ciga-bwa?"). May be intensified (ex: "A-Chiga...BWAAAA?!!").
chiiickeeen
- a good werd to use when you get very excited about something.
Chikun
- Chikun is a rare breed of retard. He...I mean "it" is also called "MiCHALED"
Wierd...I know
chill bill
- meaning calm down or bill will calm you down
chillaxin
- chilling + relaxin = chillaxin
Chip
- To leave, to "chip off"(the old block)
Chiplomosterfurus
- italian wood loving bread-win.
chiPOTElay
- fuggin' goooood
another fayvritt of shane
chiz
- 'a
chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno' taken from the work of THE
GREAT MOLESWORTH I. Used as mild expletive (like cr'p or sh't) and as a
word after anything bad ie 'Chiz, triple games after music' after
recieving timetable.
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CHOCALATE STARFISH
- (FIGHTING PIMPS)
- AN ASSHOLE
chocolate fireguard
- As in, "about as useful as..."
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chocolate teapot
Chode
- not Fighting Pimps
- (Fighting Pimps)
- An inverted boner (See Sweet Jalopale)
Choon
- *THE*
derivitive of "Tune", remarking a popular but locally produced piece of
music. Usually followed by the phrase "Local is lekker" (good) Derived
from South African English
Chown
- Derived
from 'Tune': A song that is greatly enjoyed. Also an expression of
great enjoyment upon hearing said song esp. when shouted in a nightclub.
Chris
- BIG GAY DANCING PRANCING POOF
TONY THE PONY BIG GAY PRANCING PONY
BOHEMITH FAGGET
Chrispy
- Ill kill you.
- Thankjs, im going to vomit now, yeah!
*Vomits*
christianese
- Language adopted by Christians. Often overflowing into every day language, and not interpretable by common man.
Chubracabra
- (JACK
AND ALEX TALK)SO JACK IM RAPED THANKS TO YOU I HOPED YOU LIKED IT I
ENJOYER IT CAN I HAVE MORE OF THAT WHITE STUFF HEY ITS ROBERT LETS RAPE
HIM OH NO THERE IS MILK LEAKING FROM HI MAN BOOBS AGAIN IT WILL HAVE TO
WAIT
- A Gargoil on drugs that eats peaples dicks and sucks the sperm out.
Chuck
- A person who is totally baftered
Chuck Norris
chuckers
- Non-offensive, non-gender specific term for a person. Mainly used as a friendly greeting to someone known to you.
Derivative of "chuck", used mainly in the North of England.
chucky
- that
feeling you get when you walk into a gay bar but you didnt realise it
was a gay bar but you are ok with it. but it is a bit odd being there.
etymology: a gay guy at school called richard chuck
hey up lads this place feels a bit chucky, lets go to the nags head
chud
- use to describe everything rubbish in its existence / use / apperance / smell / quality / work etc
- Gum
Chuddie
- Chewing Gum - unsure of origin
- origin: "chewing the cud"... chud, chuddie
Chuffed
- ... really pleased.
- ...really pleased
- As in, "I just chuffed. Shall we open a window?"
chugger
- those
people who stand on streets with collecting tins (or worse;
direct-debit forms) and effectively mUG passers by for CHarity (or
other supposed worthy cause)... a charity mugger.
chumbamocca
- a
fictional coffee based beverage that can be used to wind up staff in
multinational coffee chains. What you don't sell chumbamocca they do in
. Much fun can be had if a group of freinds can take turns to protest
loudly about the lack of chumbamocca. You could award a prize for the
first to get kicked out of the establishment and get the manager to
pose for a presentation photograph ;-)
chummizey
- friendly
- see "to bocabulate"
chump nuts
- Refers to little dried morsels of shit clinging to the anal hairs.
- Also known as 'Tangle berries@
chunga
- Noise
made by machinery processing something. By extension, the noise a
computer would make whilst processing large amounts of data, if
computers made noises.
Not to be confused with the Spanish "Chungo".
Chunky Munky Spunk
- n.
descriptive of any bizarre or outlandish flavour of food such as
Marmite flavour crisps. Just the kind of thing you can imagine Ben and
Jerry's coming up with.
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